The Stuff People Say

**Roadpizza** · 08-09-13

The Big Lebowski

Originally Posted by WildWilly

"The dude abides" The Stranger. 10 points to the first person that names the movie.

**Roadpizza** · 08-09-13

" All beer is good. Just some's better then others"- Cyril Black Liverpool, England 1901-1983

Ancestor to the proprietor's of Backwood's Brewery Carson, Washington

**richarde1605** · 08-09-13

There is no bad beer, just better beer, but the best beer is free beer.

anon (aka 1605)

**richarde1605** · 08-09-13

Originally Posted by notacop

"May I refer you to reply #38"

So your baptized name is Anon and you go by the moniker of Phil? Remarkable.

Yersh weeell my shmoniker isshh, 'al co hol' shame surrname ashh hisss frissst.. hic Jerrst calll mee al

**AlanI** · 08-10-13

Originally Posted by notacop

How come and Why does Anon get blamed for all the good shit?

Cos he's a real bad dude and all those with a single brain cell hate him. Oh, I've got two by the way.

http://youtu.be/vAtTeL1rw3E

**WildWilly** · 08-10-13

Ding Ding Ding!!! We have a winner. Where else can you see John Goodman bite someone's ear off?

Originally Posted by Roadpizza

The Big Lebowski

**TelemarkTumalo** · 08-10-13

John Goodman is a great character actor. Truly, larger than life and lovable, even in his most dangerous roles. He has been a frequent actor in the Cohen Brothers films.

"The Big Lebowski"

Walter Sobchak (John Goodman): You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.
The Dude (Jeff Bridges): And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.
Walter Sobchak: You mean … beyond pacifism?

"Raising Arizona"

Gale Snoats (John Goodman): "We released ourselves on our own recognizance." Gale explaining to H.I. McDonough how he and his brother Evelle have left prison by digging out encountering a sewer pipe along the way.

"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou"

Big Dan Teague (John Goodman): You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.

"Barton Fink"

[Barton is ranting about elitist playwrights]
Barton (John Turturro): Who cares about the fifth Earl of Bathsdrop and Lady Higgenbottom and... and... who killed Nigel Grinchgibbons?

Charlie (John Goodman): I can feel my butt gettin' sore already!

**richarde1605** · 08-10-13

"The howling wind would dust it's
breath, across this barren land,
To sing it's song of emptiness
the words etched in the sand"
Alf Ryall

**AlanI** · 08-10-13

Apologizing does not always mean that you're wrong and that the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.

**richarde1605** · 08-10-13

Well said AlanI, very true words. They deserve to be in Stuff people say.

**richarde1605** · 08-10-13

"I think there is a world market for maybe, five computers"
Attributed to Thomas Watson, then head of IBM

We wouldn't be 'here' now, if true.........

Also in 1939 the New York Times predicted that television would fail because people wouldn't have time to stop and stare at a screen....

**TelemarkTumalo** · 08-10-13

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work” - Thomas Edison, Inventor

**AlanI** · 08-11-13

Life is like photography.....

Focus on what's important,
Capture the good times,
Develop from the negatives,

And if things don't work out

Take another shot.

**richarde1605** · 08-11-13

Now we are at Edison,

“When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this - you haven't.”
― Thomas A. Edison

And when asked how it felt to fail so many times when trying to make a filament for a not yet invented light globe, he replied I didn't fail, I just found 2,500 ways it didn't work.

What a human being!

**TelemarkTumalo** · 08-11-13

"Treat the Earth well. It was not given to you by your parents. It was loaned to you by your children.".... Kenyan Proverb

**davidaid** · 08-12-13

"Alcohol - the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

**Roadpizza** · 08-12-13

" I'll drink to that." - Roadpizza

**Roadpizza** · 08-12-13

"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it."
Mark Twain

**LytteltonKen** · 08-13-13

Originally Posted by davidaid

"Alcohol - the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."

Any chemist will tell you that alcohol IS a solution!

**Roadpizza** · 08-13-13

"My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference." -Harry Truman

**joylesshusband** · 08-13-13

The less you bet -
the more you lose
if you win.

**ST404** · 08-13-13

I told you I was ill!! Inscription on Spike Milligan's Headstone

**Mike in Ohio** · 08-13-13

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."

**Mike in Ohio** · 08-13-13

"Our doubts are traitors, making us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt." (Measure for Measure)

**WildWilly** · 08-13-13

Judge Judy? She wrote a book titled "Don't Pee On My Leg & Tell Me It's Raining"

Originally Posted by Mike in Ohio

"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."

**TelemarkTumalo** · 08-13-13

"....the next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing..." Robert Lee Castleman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcRZ_J_VgNc

**notacop** · 08-13-13

Thomas A. Edison

Was also known to take responsibility for work done by people he paid at the shop. He stole a lot of ideas as did Henry Ford. Both were dick heads. Inventive and productive but still dick heads.

It's better to have loved and lost than never have gotten no nookie at all...me.

**AlanI** · 08-14-13

Originally Posted by notacop

It's better to have loved and lost than never have gotten no nookie at all...me.

Everyone has the RIGHT to be STUPID.......It's just that some people ABUSE the PRIVILEGE.........me

**TelemarkTumalo** · 08-14-13

" It's deja vu all over again" Yogi Berra

**notacop** · 08-14-13

"There is no bad beer, just better beer, but the best beer is free beer."

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Benjamin Franklin

**Roadpizza** · 08-14-13

"Revenge? Nah, I’m to lazy. I'll let Karman fuck you up."-Roadpizza

**notacop** · 08-14-13

Like when the neighbors Karman ran over your dogma?

**WildWilly** · 08-15-13

"You're just coitusing with me, right?" Penny to Sheldon on the Big Bang Theory.

**notacop** · 08-15-13

If a centipede a pint, how much would a precipice?

One sheer drop!

Old Engrish word game.

**Roadpizza** · 08-16-13

"We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war.
We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well
that death will tremble to take us."-Charles Burowski

**WildWilly** · 08-16-13

"I like dogs and children, well done" WC Fields

**Roadpizza** · 08-16-13

"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."-W. C. Fields

**Laker** · 08-16-13

"Son, you're old enough to know, ask every woman you meet in life for some lovin', it'll be worth the 499 slaps you get for the one that says yes." ~ Dad

**Roadpizza** · 08-18-13

“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.”- Herm Albright

**Scorch** · 08-19-13

"People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy...
... It is in a glass jar on my desk."

- Stephen King

**WildWilly** · 08-19-13

"The British are coming, the British are coming!!!" Harley executives at the end of WWII.

**WildWilly** · 08-19-13

"And don't call me Shirley" what movie?

**davidaid** · 08-19-13

Originally Posted by WildWilly

"And don't call me Shirley" what movie?

Please.....

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**WildWilly** · 08-19-13

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Originally Posted by davidaid

Please.....

**WildWilly** · 08-19-13

"He hates these cans!" Navin Johnson

**WildWilly** · 08-19-13

"Joey, you like movies about gladiators?" Capt. Oveur

**WildWilly** · 08-19-13

"I had the right to remain silent . . . but I didn't have the ability" Ron White

**davidaid** · 08-19-13

Originally Posted by WildWilly

"Joey, you like movies about gladiators?" Capt. Oveur

"You ever spent time in a Turkish prison?"

**WildWilly** · 08-19-13

"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Originally Posted by davidaid

"You ever spent time in a Turkish prison?"

**notacop** · 08-19-13

" So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, ..."
T.E. Lawrence.

Too bad we buy their oil and sell them arms. Otherwise they'd just spend their insignificant lives withering in the desert heat. me.

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