Worst Jokes Ever!!!

**oxytotl** · 03-23-20

Thanks for letting me post #25001

**WildWilly** · 03-23-20

Originally Posted by oxytotl

Thanks for letting me post #25001

You are a huge part of the 25,000

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**Roadpizza** · 03-23-20

Don't worry world, Dr Ivanka( seen here hard at work in her Easy Bake chemistry lab)has almost finished with that vaccine for coronavirus

**WildWilly** · 03-24-20

2 of the worst jokes ever

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**WildWilly** · 03-24-20

If Hooters starts delivering, will they have to change their name to Knockers?

**WildWilly** · 03-24-20

I ran out of toilet paper, so have begun using old newspapers . . . The Times are rough

**WildWilly** · 03-24-20

The guy with the fish is less clueless . . . .

**WildWilly** · 03-24-20

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks earlier this month we'd go from standard time to the twilight zone

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**stephen** · 03-24-20

With Covid 19 here in full force, I assume Trump will open Trump Towers, Murilaga and all his resorts to house the homeless until the pandemic is over.

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**WildWilly** · 03-25-20

BREAKING NEWS: Catholics for trump ask pope to canonize Stormy Daniels. They claim she witnessed the second coming.

**WildWilly** · 03-25-20

Hopsinophobia (noun) The fear running out of beer.

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**WildWilly** · 03-25-20

How to make the new mixed drink, the Cluster Fuck: Take one part #45, add one part fox news, one part Covid-19 and add a twist of kiss your ass goodbye. Bon Appetite.

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**WildWilly** · 03-25-20

A stand alone worst joke ever

**Roadpizza** · 03-25-20

They must mean like the Senate.....

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gop-s...b6cb08a926dd62

**WildWilly** · 03-26-20

I hate Bernie Sanders and all his "free shit" talk and . . . . . . Oh Look!! A "free shit" bailout check.

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**The Mariner** · 03-27-20

A guy has been drinking all night & after the bar closes he takes a shortcut home through a train yard. As he staggers over the tracks he sees a woman lying motionless across some tracks. With great care he picks her up & carries her to his home, and just as he gets onto his porch things start getting a bit amorous & they make love. Then, he takes her inside & before you know it, they are making love again. He decides to take her upstairs to a spare bedroom for the night & wouldn't you know it... they make love for a third time.

The next morning the guy rings his best friend to tell him the story. "You must be the luckiest man I know" he said "and I suppose she's really pretty too?".

"Dunno" says the man... "I never found her head".

**WildWilly** · 03-27-20

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**WildWilly** · 03-27-20

A stand alone worst joke ever

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**oxytotl** · 03-27-20

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