This truly is a joke which appeared in my spam box from the Federal Reserve Bank, I just hope there are no numbskulls out there who would respond to this drivel.
sorry I had to make it small to screenshot it.
"I was cut out to be a genius. Unfortunately somebody forgot to put the pieces together"
Tubby Clayton - Toc H founder
Going by the good understanding of the English language it was written by an Irishman
As of Mon, 1st Feb 2016- ;
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift (that's why it's called "the present")
#1 tip I ride by: Ride as though you're invisible, not invincible
Bikes so far: Honda CB250-Traded, Suzuki GS500F-Traded, '07 F800ST Matt Graphitan-Deceased, '10 F800ST Night Blue-sold, at present bikeless
Going by the good understanding of the English language it was written by an Irishman
It couldn't have been an Irishman as it would have a couple of 'fecks' (aka Father Ted) in it. I just hope the writer understands that he hasn't quite grasped the intricacies of the English language.
Last edited by oxytotl; 06-09-20 at 05:07 PM.
"I was cut out to be a genius. Unfortunately somebody forgot to put the pieces together"
Tubby Clayton - Toc H founder
Just to lighten things up a bit: Here is the front of a funny T-shirt that my daughter made for me about 20 years ago.
Richard - Current bikes: 2016 BMW R1200RS, 2018 16.6 kWh Zero S, 2011 Royal Enfield Bullet 500 Classic, 2009 BMW F650GS, 2020 KTM 390 Duke, 2002 Yamaha FZ1 (FZS1000N) and a 1978 Honda Kick 'N Go Senior.
John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels 'in love' with her. But after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc. he was convinced that it was true love.
And so....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to
dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue. It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut,' John said to his newfound lady friend. 'I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going to be a problem, you'd better say so now!'
Helen took a deep breath and responded: 'Since we're being honest with each other, here goes ... You need to know that I'm a hooker.' 'I see', John replied. 'That's a problem, for sure.' He spent some time looking down at the table, deep in thought. Then he added, 'You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.'
"I was cut out to be a genius. Unfortunately somebody forgot to put the pieces together"
Tubby Clayton - Toc H founder
Richard - Current bikes: 2016 BMW R1200RS, 2018 16.6 kWh Zero S, 2011 Royal Enfield Bullet 500 Classic, 2009 BMW F650GS, 2020 KTM 390 Duke, 2002 Yamaha FZ1 (FZS1000N) and a 1978 Honda Kick 'N Go Senior.
Racist Rosé
Master Race Merlot
White Sheet Chardonnay
Goose Step Grigio
Tiny Hands Petite Sirah
Make America Gag Again Malbec
and the specialty of the house . . . .
Grab Em By The ***** Pinot
2013 F800GT Graphite Metallic-Gone to a new home
Not a 2nd childhood, still in the 1st
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Originally Posted by steve n rose
Going by the good understanding of the English language it was written by an Irishman
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