I'm changing my name to Rice Krispies. Every time I move I snap, crackle and pop.
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There are two rules in life:
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Trump is a great leader and has a magnificent mind.
BMW F800S…….There is no words to adequately describe the batshit crazies....
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That joke isn't just the worst, it's the absolute sickest.
As of Mon, 1st Feb 2016- ; Today is a gift (that's why it's called "the present") #1 tip I ride by: Ride as though you're invisible, not invincible
Bikes so far: Honda CB250-Traded, Suzuki GS500F-Traded, '07 F800ST Matt Graphitan-Deceased, '10 F800ST Night Blue-sold, at present bikeless
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Originally Posted by
steve n rose
That joke isn't just the worst, it's the absolute sickest.
+1 - actually plus millions
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It's been a bit of a strange day. First, I found a hat full of money, and then I was chased by an angry man with a guitar.
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BMW F800S…….There is no words to adequately describe the batshit crazies....
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What do they call a Bloody Mary made with carrot juice? A Bunny Mary.
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We all have to make sacrifices these days but the 6 foot lap dance is going to be hard to get used to.
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Here are some cartoons that a friend sent me this morning. I have a feeling that WildWilly might have posted a couple of these recently, so if you have seen them before just don't look.
Richard - Current bikes: 2016 BMW R1200RS, 2018 16.6 kWh Zero S, 2011 Royal Enfield Bullet 500 Classic, 2009 BMW F650GS, 2020 KTM 390 Duke, 2002 Yamaha FZ1 (FZS1000N) and a 1978 Honda Kick 'N Go Senior.
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I told my suitcases there will be no vacation this year. I'm now dealing with emotional baggage.
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The Legos store has reopened, people are lined up for blocks.
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Here are some more cute cartoons to brighten up your day.
Richard - Current bikes: 2016 BMW R1200RS, 2018 16.6 kWh Zero S, 2011 Royal Enfield Bullet 500 Classic, 2009 BMW F650GS, 2020 KTM 390 Duke, 2002 Yamaha FZ1 (FZS1000N) and a 1978 Honda Kick 'N Go Senior.
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-Tickles
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Why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? It has no point.
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"I was cut out to be a genius. Unfortunately somebody forgot to put the pieces together"
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"I was cut out to be a genius. Unfortunately somebody forgot to put the pieces together"
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pose for a blasphemous photo op at St. John's Episcopal Church.
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"I was cut out to be a genius. Unfortunately somebody forgot to put the pieces together"
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Accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes . . . . . now I have Heinzsight.
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Q - How do you dispose a bomb in a cheese factory?
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Q - How do you dispose a bomb in a cheese factory?
Your 4th post is 2 really bad jokes in the worst jokes ever thread? You're going to fit in well here . . . .
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Your 4th post is 2 really bad jokes in the worst jokes ever thread? You're going to fit in well here . . . .
Welcome!!!!
My thoughts entirely Bill!
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Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies. One day the boss called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job when you finally get here; but your being late so often is quite bothersome.” "Yes, I know boss, and I am sorry and am working on it.” "Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear.” “Yes sir, I understand your concern and I will try harder.“ Seeming puzzled, the manager went on to comment, “I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say to you there if you showed up in the morning late so often?" The old man looked down at the floor, then smiled. He chuckled quietly, then said with a grin, "They usually saluted and said, Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?”
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Originally Posted by steve n rose
However, even if Willy has posted them before that doesn't make them any less funny the second time around.
Welcome!!!!
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